Brainfart: Leggo my Ego

HOME?

2009-04-14T21:55:00.002-05:00

After a year and a few short minths i find myself on the verge of being displaced. And am currently engaged in the search for a new domicile replete with house mate. either that or a one bedroom that accepts expats. the stress is piling up as the days roll by. all the while the list of things to do in preparation of the exodus grows ever larger. What to do, these are the things that one must endure in order to sustain a modicum of comfort. Any Suggestions?

Gearheads Galore

2009-04-14T06:09:00.005-05:00

I just finished Watching the latest installment of the Fast and Furious Franchise. I have to say it wasn't bad. Though not the film of the year for the Drama intensive crowds, i have to say it was definitely worth My time and money. Probably not something i would watch again. But as a car enthusiast I enjoyed the ride and was sufficiently entertained by the Cinematography, and of course the cars, oh the cars. I was definitely glad to see more muscle in this installment, nothing against the lightweight import cars, just comforting to see some solid cars with plenty of power and torque to spare. Cars that embody the real man's man Macho spirit that polished off the tone of the film.

Here's the basic story for those who are new to the franchise[Spoilers included] :
Fast & Furious is set between the second and the third film where the character Han (Sung Kang) is introduced before he dies in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.

Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) or better known as Dom is a wanted man for hijacking gasoline trucks. There is a 20-minute prequel showing the days where Dom and Letty are together in Dominican Republic, together with Han and a few others. When the FBI’s are closing on Dom, he leaves Letty and heads for Panama. But as soon as Dom learns that Letty has been killed, he heads to LA, where he vows to take revenge on the drug lord.

Dom and Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker) are hooked up by David Park, a mechanic to enter an illegal racing where the winners get to work for a man called Braga. Both Dom and O’Conner manage to finish first and second place respectively and they are transported to Mexico together with a couple of other previous winners without realizing their job is to do drug trafficking across US borders.

While the movie takes a slower dimension in terms of street racing, director Justin Lin takes us to a new whole level of car chasing by including underground tunnels.
My rating: 5.5/10

Adidas rocks the men's grooming market!

2009-04-10T23:18:00.011-05:00

This is truly random: You only have one face unless you happen to be a conjoined twin. The real reason im saying this is because i just picked up some new face wash and lotion. not only is it Iconic, masculine, and sexy, but its effective, refreshing and smells nice to boot. Plus the Packaging is youthful and ultra manly. No frilly feminine stuff that will embarrass you at the cashier.

I know, I know, big deal its just face wash right? Well yes it is just face wash, but following the same logic a ferrari is just a car. What i like about this line of products is that its invigorating. When you use the Adidas Pure Skin face scrub not only do you feel refreshed but your skin looks and feels refreshed and visibly brighter. And if you use the daily cleanser, and Daily Protect lotion BAM! its like going for one of those fancy face treatments. One of the best parts it that its not girly at all, sure its gentle and smells nice, which arguably are feminine qualities. Adidas stays true to form with this line, in that skin care products need to perform and exhibit quality and reliability, just like your football boots, jerseys, and etc.

Having said that, when you use the products for just a few days you can see the difference looking back at you in the mirror. You'll notice that your skin is smoother and softer. As well as a more even skin tone. And you'll note that like a great facial product should, it leaves you with Healthy looking skin, not dry or oily. Partly due to the Cellular Active System which reinforces your skins natural defenses. Which is really important especially today, what with the deleted ozone, harmful UV rays, and increased pollution in the air. All of which really take a visible toll on our skin, especially the sensitive skin of the face. this stuff is great for those of you like me who lead active lives filled with outdoor sports and a hectic rarely balanced sleep pattern.

All in all this is a spectacular line of men's facial products. The Value for money you get with Adidas skincare for men is far better the competition. Blowing the competition out of the water, as you all know, is a trait found in any Adidas product. You can pick up these goodies at:
adidas Apparel stores
Guardian Pharmacy
Watson's Personal Care Store
Aeon Wellness
Parkson Departmental Store
Tesco Stores
Carrefour Hypermarket
Giant Hypermarker & Supermarket

adidas Pure Skin Face Scrub 100ml - suggested retail price(SRP)RM 24.90

adidas Cleanser Face Wash 150ml - SRP RM 19.90

the end and the begining...

2009-04-10T23:01:00.004-05:00

Happiness and direction are two things that don't necessarily go hand in hand. However it seems that in my case i managed to discover them both simultaneously from the same source. But before i get to that, a bit of background. A while ago i removed my self from a relationship that made me lose a part of myself. During the course of said r'ship I was riding a roller coaster of happiness and despair, and along the way i became someone that i, and those around me, didn't like very much. So when i realized the situation i was in it occurred to me that the only thing left to do was hand in my resignation and start rebuilding myself. And so with the help of good friends i climbed up out of the depths of sorrow and did the only thing one can do. adopted a pattern of retail therapy and socializing. Which led me to one event in particular...

the return

2009-04-07T02:17:00.002-05:00

you know when sometimes you get so caught up in what you're doing that you get lost in life? not like, Lost as in no direction, but rather the kind when you cant seem to see the minuscule lines that separate us from what we do and with whom we spend our time. Not necessarily a bad thing. i recently have, Gps notwithstanding, found myself lost, ironically in my own life. As of late my life has revolved around one thing: Happiness. Yes people of earth i have found it; the ever elusive happiness. And no, it wasn't hidden in the couch covered in Oreo crumbs, but it was however packaged in the most incredibly delightful bundle of effervescent, beautiful, and playful, energy that is contained in the body of the one person no words could ever fully describe. to start a description here would be an exercise in futility, as there are no words in my vocabulary, or those of the various languages of our beloved mud ball earth could never be combined in a way that would do justice to this amazing woman who we shall call Olivia...

what kinda animal are you?

2007-03-18T03:11:00.000-05:00

hey i always liked penguins and even hav a tattoo of chilly willy the penguin, and now i know why cuz the animal i m most like is a...yep you guessed it an penguin. (man that was a disgusting overuse of the word penguin!)

What animal would best suit your personality?

A PENGUIN.

You are the penguin. You take life in its stride, not letting the big issues of the world stand in your way. You like spending time with large groups of friends and you are considered a bit of a socialite jumping back and forth between different groups of friends. However, you still have time for your family and remain close to them.

Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

drawing and your personality

2007-01-18T03:00:00.000-06:00

The results of your analysis say:

You tend to pursue many different activities simultaneously. When misfortune does happen, it doesn't actually dishearten you all that much.
You are a thoughtful and cautious person. You like to think about your method, seeking to pursue your goal in the most effective way.
You like following the rules and being objective. You are precise and meticulous, and like to evaluate decisions before making them.
You have a sunny, cheerful disposition.

What does your drawing say about YOU?
It seems that a persons art is similar to the way they write. In that tiny clues can be extracted and added up to give incredible insights into the makers personality. See what happens when you try....

movies...escapism or memoirs?

2007-01-03T00:54:00.000-06:00

Everyone watches movies, it seems sometimes that the majority of my life is spent staring at the silver screen, and at times being on it. I was just thinking about the reality of life and how it is a reflection of what we see in the movies. Or is it really that movies are our lives and movies are just the synopsis. Its interesting they way that these films influence us, mainly in that people like to emulate what they see, dress the way the stars do, or add certain catch phrases into their vocabulary...
i was just thinking about all these things and if they really effect our lives or if it is our lives that make these films possible. anyway it was really a passing thought, which eventually led me down the path of thinking about my life and its movie-esque moments. As well as what a movie about my life would be like. so like a true to form generic monkey i took an online test to determine what kind of movie it would be. And here it is....

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

2006-11-13T06:46:00.000-06:00

Airplane Sex Guide For your own safety and comfort and that of your fellow passengers and crew, please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex.


Sex While Seated Regulations require that you keep your seatbelts fastened at all times when seated. Therefore, only oral and manual sex are permitted in the main cabin. If you desire privacy, you may request a blanket to conceal your activities.



Autofellatio This option is always available to our passengers who prefer to self-suck. To avoid head injuries, make sure your tray table is secured in its upright and locked position.	Hand Job To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly, use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax is achieved. Flight attendants may provide moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are available to our first-class passengers.



Blow Job
To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90 degrees and flex at the waist until your mouth contacts the recipient’s hard on. Move head up and down as indicated.	Passengers who are unable or prefer not to swallow may use the paper receptacle bags located in the forward seat pocket. After use, give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal.


Sex in the Lavatories For the comfort and consideration of all passengers, we request that couples limit their sessions to 15 minutes or less, whether or not climax is achieved. Please engage the "Having Sex" sign on the lavatory door so that you will not be disturbed. To facilitate sex in the close quarters of an airline lavatory, may we suggest the following positions. Due to the size of the facilities, threesomes are prohibited. Seated sex positions are recommended if the airplane encounters turbulence. We must remind you that smoking after sex or tampering with a lavatory smoke detector are federal offenses.



Blow Job (Sitting) If emergency fecal evacuation is required, this position may be used for performing a blumpkin maneuver. In this case, be sure the commode lid is OPEN.	Blow Job (Standing) If you do not swallow, please spit into the commode, or alternately, the sink.



Cunnilingus To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available.	Fingering (Seated) After inserting a hand into your partner’s panties, digitally stimulate her clitoris using up-and-down, side-to-side, or circular motions. If you cannot locate the clitoris, refer to the detailed diagram on the other side of this card.



Intercourse - Doggy-Style Against Sink Save time by using this position to wash your hands or fix your makeup while having sex.	Intercourse – Sitting on Sink Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot.



Intercourse – Sitting on Commode To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight.	Intercourse – Standing Against Commode If you prop one foot on the toilet, make sure the lid is closed. Failure to do so may result in a sprained ankle or accidental loss of footwear.

stuporheros

2006-11-07T11:44:00.000-06:00

are you fatter...i mean faster than a speeding bullet? can you pop popcorn with your heat vision, or perv on your friends mom or girlfriend with extra special X-ray eyes? if you can, then piss off cuz im jealous, and had to dream about those kinda things and take a quiz to find out what kind of superhero i would be if i wasnt such a lamer. anyway if youre like me, or you just wanna know how super you can be and in what way, then relax take your shoes off, parlay for a minute and waste some of those carefully horded brain cells and find out by clicking the link at the bottom. c'mon whaddya got ta lose you'd probably waste those same brain cells masturbating anyway.
Your results:
You are The Flash
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

The Flash		90%
Spider-Man		80%
Superman		75%
Iron Man		70%
Green Lantern		70%
Hulk		70%
Robin		65%
Supergirl		58%
Catwoman		55%
Wonder Woman		48%
Batman		35%

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

2006-08-27T12:03:00.000-05:00

hi mom, if you have somehow heard what i've been up to these last 6 years, i hope that i have made you proud. I dont want you to think that i hold anything against you, but what you did hurt, not just me but the family your parents included. but im sure you know that. You're my mom and i love you as unconditionally as you do me. but there is something inherently fucked up about taking off like that. well its not so much the leaving part but the severence of more or less all contact.I know that when you left, you had to, for you. you are not absolved of guilt though. i like to think it was hard for you to do that, maybe it wasnt. now six years later i hope you have managed to make the transition you needed to make . I like to think you did a good job with us. and in the end if you are happy now wherever you are then im happy. the hardest part is that you never stayed in touch. i never thought that i would remeber graduationg from highschool as the day you left. Had i known i would never see you or hear from you again maybe i would have felt differently about it, maybe not...

*there is a lot more of this but i will omit all of it to avoid further redundancy

Farfegnuegehn

2006-07-26T02:01:00.000-05:00

hello there, i guess this blog is meant to be an outlet for all the muck that manages to permeate and/ or penetrate the appropriate lobes of my brain. im not really sure if it makes any sense to any of the few brave/stupid enough to visit it. A lot has been going on lately, or perhaps it is better said that not much has been going on and I just make a big deal of it. Whatever. I just got back from hawaii as those of you who will most likely end up reading this will know. It was comforting.
com·fort P Pronunciation Key (kmfrt)
tr.v. com·fort·ed, com·fort·ing, com·forts

To soothe in time of affliction or distress.
To ease physically; relieve.

A condition or feeling of pleasurable ease, well-being, and contentment.
Solace in time of grief or fear.
Help; assistance: gave comfort to the enemy.
One that brings or provides comfort.
The capacity to give physical ease and well-being: enjoying the comfort of my favorite chair.

mainly because (though im not sure if i will ever be able to explain, i will endeavor to attempt just that) there are certain small idiosycratic things i miss about th US. Now these thing will probably seem trivial, but thats how i feel so piss off. One of the aforementioned things is maple syrup on my pancakes. I suppose not having syurp on my pancakes is like not having rice with nasi lemak, in that it just isnt right or the same. There were a host of other small things that brought sense to a strangley familiar place. i say that not only because i have lived most of my life in the US, but also because that particular part of the us (hawaii) is very reminiscent of Malaysia. due to the fact that the Hawaiians looked strikingly similar to Malays, combined with the fact the the weather is about the same except for the refreshing breeze that is. Well, the point im trying to make here is that it was comforting because it encompassed familiar aspects of two places i call home, in a twilightzone kind of way. any way none of this probabaly makes any sense to anyone but me but i hope you had a good time reading this.
i know iknow i said there was a lot going on, and there is. So much that i think i may need more time to digest in order sum it all up. i guess thats what i get for not updating this thing.

buwek

2006-06-06T09:03:00.000-05:00

Revelation is what im now feeling

getting in touch while emotions are reeling

figuring out how

I can make myself better

Struggling for freedom

From these irons they fetter

Dead lead weight on these wrists

embroiled brain cells bending

from office politricks, plot twists

all the while im lending

myself

to a cause without substance

a products life upon a shelf

have I sold my soul?

Have I given away my control?

Control to hold the path

of my life in sight?

Is this a sort of

permanent plight?

No,

I’ll go,

On my way

My OWN way,

I’ll strike off these fetters,

and make myself better,

I will rise above,

I will overcome,

Nothing can stop me now,

The only question left is

Am I on a roll or

just outta control?

Hell, only time’ll tell,

When my well

Runs dry,

If I’ll have the steam to still fly high

there are munkies every where

2006-05-27T09:47:00.000-05:00

if you dont already know: if you are a person on the rock called earth you will inevitably be surrounded by talking munkies and other assorted meatsacks, and some smell better than others and others are squishy in places the smelly or not so smelly ones aren't. there is no poin to this as you may have already noticed. it is actually a diversion while i steal your personal information from your pc have a nice day!.

2005-08-22T04:05:00.000-05:00

Analyze This
You know sometimes when there's lots of things going through your mind and you don't know exactly where to start and how to bring up the topic, maybe answering a questionnaire might actually hit some jackpot questions and you finally can let the feelings out? Ok, maybe this is one of those times. I haven't read what are the questions below but I have a feeling some might need to be answered.

1.Name Two Bad Habits You Have:- SMOKING, and Over-analyzing

2.Name Two Things That You Wish You Had:- My own recording studio- a clue

3.Name Two Scents You Love:- Kenneth cole reaction, Curve for men

4.Name Two People That Know You the Best : my brother, rodney

5.Name Two Things You'd Never Wear:- A coconut crab...ouch!

6.Name Two Things You Are Thinking About Now: - What the hell happened to me? What am I going to do?

7.Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:- cooked breakfast, had a conversation with a texi driver in broken BM, Pondered the weight of arguments between christian theology and the oriental metaphysic.

8. Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:-Oren juice, a ride to work, soap, sweet and sour chicken.

9. Name Five Bands/Groups/Vocalist you Like the most:- Muddy waters, Peter frampton, Al green, and Ministry.

10. Name three Drinks You Regularly Drink:- teh 'O' ais-water- pineapple juice

11.First Grade Teacher Name?- Mrs. Kellogg

12.Last Words You Said:- f**k off im busy!

13.Last Song You Sang? - lets get it on - marvyn gaye.

14.Last Person You Hugged?- my grandma... this morning

15.Last Thing You Laughed At?- The shite state of affairs i am currently in with work.

16.Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And meant it?- roughly 6 months ago.

17.Last Time You Cried?- When three of my freinds died simultaneously 17/11/2003

19.What Color Socks Are You Wearing?- black

20.What's Under Your Bed?- two suitcases an a dirty magazine.

21.What Time Did You Wake Up Today?- 8:45am

22.Current Passion?- enriching my life/travel

23.Current Hair? - short- uptown -fade

24.Current Clothes?- jeans and black singlet with red button down shirt

25.Current Annoyance?- i havent a clue about anything.

26.Current Longing?- surf, sun, satisfaction.

27.Current Desktop Picture? - its called words and the litte dog is saying F**k You!

28.Current Worry?- What will I Do with my life?

29.Current Hate?-knowing that i know nothing

30.Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?- seductively sweet eyes.

2005-08-15T21:15:00.000-05:00

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slowlysimilarlysmokelike,gregariousggirlsgrowlinggrumpygrindingsmeltingmonumentalmetalsmolded
muchlikemoltenleadleavinglineslamentinginmyheart,
happyhormoneshaveheavyhomeslikelonesomedovesdodepartdreailydreadingdoteinggdeedsdirectedby
thebuzzingbeelikebarbedblossomsofpatientpassionplainlypaintedpeacockthoughrarelyrealisedreasonruns
roughlyrampantrippingraindropsliketearswhenwedepart.
note to those few who mayread this: if you find meaning in any of this let me know because i have no idea what i just wrote and i dont plan on reading it. also if any offense has been given i apologise in advance. thanks love :the manegment

Whoodang!

2005-08-01T23:24:00.000-05:00

Sometimes I get so frustrated...
Mellow moods,
many appetites unsated.
Falling freely as a knife thru
BUTTER
hOW SHALL I SEE My way...
my way thru This clutter.
Tic tic tock of canary clocks,
the pulse of demons screamin inside... cast aside dsire for
fire of the loins.....my last Coins rattle as wovles battle like broken thoughts.
Freedom..... Experience.....Work.... Indifference... Hunger...
HHMMM... for what? FOR WHAT? for Who? Who am i?
Who am i to question the truly fucking free?

eyecu

2005-07-29T08:45:00.000-05:00

Dripping candle waxthe late night drags on,

Fire burns inside her eyes,

we are lost within the song.

Strange Days

2005-07-27T08:07:00.000-05:00

Have you ever woken up one day to realize...

you are not the same...

as you were when you went to sleep?